gift ideas

If there happen to be any grandparents reading this
(or cousins, aunts, uncles, great uncles, dads)

and

if those grandparents (or cousins, aunts, uncles, great uncles, dads) just happen to be wondering what to buy Danny for his birthday
(which is way too far away and not the best time of year for giving him a new tricycle)

or

maybe for the 4th of July
(that's a gift-giving holiday, right?)

or

possibly Canada Day
(a huge gift-giving holiday, right, Grama Bama?)

or

even Bastille Day
(is there a better way to celebrate the end of France's constitutional monarchy and the start of its democratic republic than by giving an adorable two-year-old an adorable tricycle?)

then

have I got a gift idea for you!

And

if you grandparents (or cousins, aunts, uncles, great uncles, dads)
are thinking that Cate might just feel left out if you don't get her one too,

she will.

You're in luck though.
It comes in pink.