two and a half

Happy

Smack-dab-in-the-middle-of-the-terrible-twos

Day

to Danny!


him: Mama, me need mife.
I need a knife.

me: Why do you need a knife, Danny?

him: Duz.
Because.

me: Because why?

him: Me nant dut dis pour Day-et and Dis.
I want to cut this for Jarrett and Kris.
(He was holding up a slice of apple.)

me: Wow! Are you going to share your apple with Jarrett and Kris? That is so nice, Danny!

him: Ummmm. I mean nope.

So much for positive reinforcement.