Last night Dan finally told me what he wants for Christmas this year.
a little girl who knows how to walk
(like a good little seventeen-month-old)
and
a little boy who takes care of business on the potty
(like a good little three-year-old)
I know he thinks I'm amazing, but I'm no miracle worker.
I did find some possible gifts for him while I was browsing through the Sky Mall catalog on a recent flight.
(I was bored and the Harry Potter movie was not holding my attention.)
Here are the top contenders:
Dog Ate My Lesson Plan Shirt
because his junior high kids really don't respect him enough as it is
a little girl who knows how to walk
(like a good little seventeen-month-old)
and
a little boy who takes care of business on the potty
(like a good little three-year-old)
I know he thinks I'm amazing, but I'm no miracle worker.
I did find some possible gifts for him while I was browsing through the Sky Mall catalog on a recent flight.
(I was bored and the Harry Potter movie was not holding my attention.)
Here are the top contenders:
Dog Ate My Lesson Plan Shirt
because his junior high kids really don't respect him enough as it is
Portable Microwave Oven
because his commute might be getting longer when the snow comes and he might get hungry
because his commute might be getting longer when the snow comes and he might get hungry
The Telekenetic Obstacle Course
because if anyone can harness the powers of his mind to move a little plastic ball, it's Dan
And while I'm at it, a little something for myself.
All this browsing around the Sky Mall got me thinking.
Do you suppose they know they're in the business of selling expensive white elephant gifts?
C'mon, people. A Telekenetic Obstacle Course? Really?
Who is buying this stuff?
(besides me, of course)
If you'd like to do a little Christmas shopping at a much lower elevation,
and you didn't swipe the copy of the catalog from the pocket on the seat in front of you,
check out their website.
'Tis the season for white elephant gifts, right?
Do you suppose they know they're in the business of selling expensive white elephant gifts?
C'mon, people. A Telekenetic Obstacle Course? Really?
Who is buying this stuff?
(besides me, of course)
If you'd like to do a little Christmas shopping at a much lower elevation,
and you didn't swipe the copy of the catalog from the pocket on the seat in front of you,
check out their website.
'Tis the season for white elephant gifts, right?
3 comments:
I totally want the lighted candy cane arch!
That would show Emo and Dean who's got the Christmas spirit.
Does the tranquil sounds oxygen bar prevent snoring? I may have to buy one for you to use!
I may actually like the shower heads. (This is mixing up blogs, but the shower head may make my top ten favorites from the cruise.)
It's going to take a lot more than the lighted candy cane arch to have more spirit than those two.
I do not snore. You do.
Do not!
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