how to

...pitch a royal fit, baby style

Step 1.

Crawl around whining.
Stop.
Raise one arm.

Step 2.

Crawl around a little more.
Whine a little more.
Stop.
Raise the other arm.
(Don't let that smile fool you. It's gonna get ugly.)

Step 3.

Whine some more.
Actually, a lot more.
Raise both arms high above the head.
Arch the back as much as possible without falling over backwards.

Step 4.

Cry.
Execute an overly dramatic face-plant.
Cry.
Cry.
Cry.

I could be totally mistaken. This could just be some kind of baby yoga that I'm not aware of. I think those first two steps are called "side camel pose" and that last one looks like it's trying to be "downward dog."

Whatever it is, I can do without it.