Sunday, November 29, 2009

wish you were here


If I'd sent you a postcard last week, that's what it would've said.

But I didn't.

So you'll have to settle for a seemingly endless stream of pictures with somewhat witty captions and hopefully a few slightly humorous anecdotes sprinkled in as well. And if you're lucky, a video or two of my outrageously adorable children doing something outrageously adorable.

That will all have to wait until after I solve a mystery that has me completely boggled.

Who snuck into my house while I was on vacation and washed my jeans? Why did they then dry them on the highest setting possible so as to make them shrink so small that I now own 3 pairs of those ever so popular (and ever so ugly) skinny jeans?

Why?

I'm sure that's what happened. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that I spent the last week eating dessert every day.

For every meal.

Including breakfast.

And sometimes (ok, most of the time) in between meals too.

I'm leaning towards the mystery jeans washer.

Who did it?

Fess up.

Friday, November 20, 2009

on this day

On this day, three years ago

you were two days overdue

it was Monday

Grama Bama and Grandpa were here visiting

your daddy went to work

I knew today was the day you'd be here because of the tiny pangs of pain every so often

I stayed in bed watching t.v. and keeping track of every tiny pang of pain

the pangs of pain got less tiny by the early afternoon

I called your daddy at work

he came home

after two hours of the not-so-tiny pangs of pain your daddy drove us to the hospital

I wanted him to drive fast but he didn't

they gave me stuff to ease the pain

it wore off

they gave me more

it wore off too

I was glad I had gotten a pedi a few days earlier

I wished I had put my hair into a ponytail

I tried for an hour to help you make your appearance and you finally did at 9:54 pm

the nurse said it was 9:56 pm so that's what your official paper says

but I know the truth because I looked at the clock

the doctor held you up for all to see and you peed and we laughed

your daddy told everyone your name for the first time

you weren't baby Sessford anymore (Jarrett and Kris kept calling you baby Sessy though)

I had some problems

while your daddy held you the doctors tried to help me

they gave me lots of medicine and then I was ok

your Aunt Judy was there

and Grama Bama

and Grandpa

and my friend Kay

and of course, your daddy

Judy left after taking some pictures and came back with Jarrett

he was so sweet with you

they took you away to get cleaned up while the nurses got me cleaned up too

when the three of us were in our own room I held you and I cried and felt lucky to finally be a mom

your mom

Happy birthday to my baby boy

I couldn't love you more

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

my fridge family


According to Danny:

Date, Daddy, Mama, Muffin, Me! Oh, and my pie-wit dote!

Got all that?

Cate, as a cheerleader (War Eagle!)
Daddy, with his clipboard (probably keeping stats about something)
Mama, in her jammies (since showering is not on her agenda every single day)
Muffin, not an actual member of this little family (Hi, Melissa!)
Danny, as the cutest pirate ever (because he totally is)
and
Pirate Boat, here we come!

Thanks, Aunt Suzy.
It's almost as cute as the real thing!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

oh my goodness




Danny's had three birthday celebrations so far, one Saturday, one Sunday and one last night. According to him, after the festivities on Saturday night, he was two. After coming home from the family party at Grandma's on Sunday, he was two. I asked him again last night after the cousins and their parents left. That was the first time he had shown me three fingers.

The poor kid is going to be either confused, happy or downright mad on Friday when I tell him it's his birthday for real. We'll see. If I had to guess, I'd say mad. He'll protest that he already had his birthday. Maybe he'll be so exhausted from the traveling the day before that he'll just give in and be calm and agreeable. That would be nice. Especially since he'll be done with the terrible twos.

It's all smooth sailing after Friday, right? hee hee hee

Monday, November 16, 2009

a preview

My sister, Judy, lovingly informed me this evening that she clicks over to this blog several times a day hoping to see more of the pictures from our latest photo shoot with Candis.

I was just trying to hold off sharing until I had picked which ones I wanted to include on our Christmas cards. I still haven't decided but here are some that might not be on it.

But they might be. I'm not promising anything.


I believe this picture was taken a split second before Cate started squealing and pushing Danny away. You can see her left hand already starting to rise. I love the look on Danny's face. That's his "loving on Cate" face. For some reason, he clenches his teeth when he goes in to hug her.



And here's Cate punching me in the lower part of my double chin. I'm a little sad that Candis didn't do some photo lipo for me on that one. I love the reflection of the tree in the window though. And Dan has a nice smile. He'll think he doesn't, but he does.



I was really hoping for a good shot with Cate's shoes in it because I think they are so stinkin' cute. Too bad she was so stingy with her smiles. She didn't have a long nap so she was in a semi-grumpy mood. She's still adorable though.



Look at those eyes. And those eyelashes. And those eyebrows. He's such a handsome kid.



I'd like to think this was a smile, but I'm pretty sure it was just another beginning to a squeal of protest of one form or another. Still cute though.



This one's bringing a little tear to my eye. When did my babies get so big?



Still handsome.



I'm loving this picture of my non-blue-eyed little girl. I'd still love her if here eyes were blue, of course.


When I first saw this picture, I told Dan, "He's so cute even when he's not smiling." I love his smile but I also love his serious face. I think we got him to smile after this by playing the "Don't Smile" game. It works every time. He loves to disobey.



This is one of my favorites. Actually, I guess I think that about all of them!

Friday, November 13, 2009

with dignity and respect


That's how we treat our toys around here, by golly.
Well, either that or we use 'em and abuse 'em.
Remember Mr. Potato Head?

Now it's Handy Manny's turn.
He took a screwdriver to the lower back last week
(or upper bum, depending on how you want to look at it).

He doesn't look like he's in too much pain though.
Let the torture continue!
Watch out, Chicken Dance Elmo.
Cate's had her eye on you.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

million dollar cookies

I've been wanting to make these cookies since I saw them on Oprah a few weeks ago. Lest you think I sit around watching Oprah every afternoon, let me set you straight. I do not. I'm pretty sure my kiddos were blessing me with super long naps that day. And no way I'm waking them up so that they'll keep their regular bedtimes so...I watched Oprah. I'm glad I did.

I'm calling them million dollar cookies. The lady who won the million dollar grand prize from the Pillsbury Bake-Off because of them says they're Double-Delight Peanut Butter Cookies. Either way, they're so good. The best thing about them is that you get to use refrigerated cookie dough. Woo hoo! Here's the recipe (and go here for a yummy picture).

Ingredients

1/4 cup dry roasted peanuts, finely chopped
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 cup Jif Creamy Peanut Butter
1/2 cup confectioners' powdered sugar
1 roll Pillsbury Create 'n Bake refrigerated peanut butter cookies, well chilled.

Procedure

1. Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix chopped peanuts, granulated sugar, and cinnamon; set aside.

2. In another small bowl, stir peanut butter and powdered sugar until completely blended. Shape mixture into 24 (1-inch) balls.

3. Cut roll of cookie dough into 12 slices. Cut each slice in half crosswise to make 24 pieces; flatten slightly. Shape 1 cookie dough piece around 1 peanut butter ball, covering completely. Repeat with remaining dough and balls.

4. Roll each covered ball in peanut mixture; gently pat mixture completely onto balls. On ungreased large cookie sheets, place balls 2 inches apart. Spray bottom of drinking glass with no-stick cooking spray; press into remaining peanut mixture. Flatten each ball to 1/4-inch thickness with bottom of glass. Sprinkle any remaining peanut mixture evenly on tops of cookies; gently press into dough.

5. Bake 7 to 12 minutes or until edges are golden brown. Let cool 1 minute; remove from cookie sheets to cooling rack. Store tightly covered.


The reviews are in.

Danny: He sniffed his cookie two times and declared, "Something smells deeee-wish-us!" I said, "I know! Does it taste like a million bucks?" Danny took a bite and replied, "Yah! It does!"

Kris: When I placed the cookie in front of Kris, he looked at it and said, "I only like peanut butter, not cookies," and then left the table. I almost ate his cookie for him, but I knew he'd reconsider. He did. He came back a few minutes later and ate the whole cookie rather quickly. I asked the same question I had asked Danny. "Does it taste like a million bucks?" His reply, "No, just peanut butter." Then he asked for another one. He ate that one rather quickly too. When he was finished, he said, "Mmmmmm. That was bean-o-mock-a-row-no!" Not being familiar with this phrase, I asked what it meant. "It means thank you!"

Me: I'll make these again. The little ball of peanut butter and powdered sugar inside is genius. I suggest eating them when they're still warm. Oh, so good. They're still good the next day (if yours last that long) but they were perfect just out of the oven. The only thing that would make them better would be if they had been drizzled, dipped, dunked or doused with chocolate. Then they'd be Triple-Delight for sure.

Cate: Mama wouldn't let me eat one. She gave me noodles instead.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

On Veterans Day




I've shared this before. I thought it was fitting to share it again today. Plus, I never get tired of it. (I do get a little tired of hearing Cate crying in the background though.) My patriotic toddler. I'm so proud. God bless America indeed.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

then and now


then


June 1997...young and dating


and

now

November 2009...old and married


Thanks to Candis for the now picture.
Where were you back in 1997 when I needed you?
Oh, yeah. Probably in junior high.

That's ok. You're here now.
And for that I am exceedingly grateful!

Speaking of
where were you back in 1997 when I needed you...
comb?
brush?
eyeliner?
lip gloss?
fashion sense?
The list could go on and on.
I'll stop right there so I don't have to mention
padded unmentionables.

Please do not feel the need to leave a comment and add to my list.
Just bask in the beauty of improving with age.
There's been improvement, right?

Whatever...thanks, Candis!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

days of the week


You know how sometimes blogs have different themes for the days of the week. Maybe a list of things they're thankful for on a Thursday. Or a bunch of favorites on a Friday. Or highlight a maven on a Monday. Here's a few more that I found floating around out there.

Meow Monday: I have no idea why she posts pictures of her cats on Mondays when the rest of the days are about food.

Free Template Tuesday: Candis, my personal photographer, neighbor and hostess with the mostest.

Wordless Wednesday: Because sometimes you just want to share a picture without all those words getting in the way.

Thrifty Thursday: A stranger. She seems crafty though. I like that.

Fashion Friday: Don't know her. Don't even read her blog. I was just looking for a Friday theme and found this one.

Six on Saturday: I don't know if this is a regular theme but it fit. I'll take it. (Hi, Christina!)

Sunday Sweets: Such talent.


I came up with a few daily themes of my own. What do you think?

Meatloaf Monday: I can share a meatloaf recipe every Monday. This way, my family will get dinner at least once a week. And who doesn't love meatloaf? I can even post pictures of Dan's meatloaf sandwich the next day (and try not to gag in the process since he eats it cold).

Terrible Twos Tuesday: Here's where I'll talk about all the fun stuff, like when your two-year-old plays in his room for two hours instead of taking a nap (despite several interventions on your part). Then when you finally go in to let him come out (don't want him falling asleep at 3:00 in the afternoon) you see that he is naked from the waist down and there's a little pile of something smelly sitting on the toy box. I've only got two more Tuesdays for this one. Then I'll just have to wait until June and highlight all the fun stuff my next two-year-old does. I can't imagine that it will be anything bad though. No way girls are terrible, right?

Banging My Head Against the Wall Wednesday: Self-explanatory. It seems to fit better for Wednesday because of the W's but it could be pretty much any day.

What Were You Thinking Thursday: You know, like when your two-year-old pushes his little sister off the toy tractor and she biffs it on the cement. What were you thinking? Or when that same two-year-old walks over to that same little sister (who is playing quietly by herself...a rarity) and shoves her so that she tips over and bonks her head on the floor. What were you thinking? I'm thinking Cate needs to start wearing a helmet (or one of these). And Danny needs to spend some time on the naughty chair.

Fabulous Friday: Here's where I report on all the fabulous things going on around here. It's good to recognize the positive, uplifting occurrences at our house. This day-of-the-week theme might not make it to the blog every week. It's touch and go around here in the Department of Fabulous (refer back to Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday). I'll start with these two little tidbits. Danny no longer says "but I don't wuv deesus" when I'm saying prayers with him and I mention Jesus. Fabulous! Cate has begun to blow kisses when saying goodbye. So stinkin' cute and so totally fabulous!

No Supper Saturday: Maybe a nice recipe of something my family will not be eating tonight, mostly because they will probably be eating grilled cheese sandwiches again. Or maybe it's because we'll start going out to eat (like at a real restaurant, drive-thrus don't count) and I won't even need to cook on Saturday anymore. I'll just share recipes that I think look good but have no desire to make. That one's still up in the air because of my kiddos' short attention spans at the dinner table and Cate's penchant for throwing food on the floor.

Go to Sleep Sunday: Where I discuss all the joys of kids not sleeping. Like how great it is to get woken up three times in one night by crying children (and neither one of them is a newborn). And how amazingly entertaining it is for me to guess how long nap time will be on any given day. So many choices, one hour? three hours? an hour and a half? How about the fun of a little boy getting out of bed several times to turn on the big light just so he can see his stuffed puppies. Maybe share the stories of Puke Fest '09 (how Cate decided to abandon her regular bed time routine for one that involves crying and puking instead of sleeping). The possibilities are endless.


Just some thoughts. I'm sure I'll just stick to Monday (because I just loooooove meatloaf) and Friday (because nobody really wants to read about anything besides all things fabulous). Hopefully I won't have any more material for the Sunday theme (because my kids are no longer sick...that was the problem, right?) or the Thursday theme (because Danny is going to learn how to be a perfect gentleman towards his sister). After the 20th I won't have any more material for the Tuesday theme anyway. That one's a goner. Maybe I'll take up tae kwon do or jiu jutsu or feng shui as a way to get out my frustrations and leave the walls alone (that'll get rid of all my material for Wednesdays).

Now that I think about it, I just might keep No Supper Saturday. Get ready, Cocolito's. Here we come!


p.s. Where do you think "two-year-old paints on his face so he can look like one of his cartoon friends" fits? I'm leaning towards Thursday but Tuesday could work as well.

Friday, November 6, 2009

what's on your mind?

my facebook profile picture


Yesterday, as a series of status updates


Cathy Clark Olds


...can hear her daughter "talking" in her crib. It's way too early for that. Stupid time change.

...can hear her son crying in his bedroom. It's going to be a long day.

...is still hearing "talking" from the crib and now Danny is coughing instead of crying. Maybe it's time to get out of bed. Maybe not.

...is still ignoring the "talking" from the crib and is still in bed. Could this please just go on for another hour? Please?

...is looking at pictures from last year and thinking about putting them on the blog for Dan. He gets a little sad when there's nothing new on it.

...is hearing Cate say Mama over and over again.

...is no longer hearing "talking" from the crib. Could it be that Cate went back to sleep? Oh, that would be nice.

...is getting out of bed now, against her better judgment.

...is eating a brownie for breakfast.

...is wondering why a certain 2-year-old boy is so destructive. Time to buy new blinds.

...is adding a trip to Costco to today's agenda. Almost out of milk. And bread. And diapers. And bananas. And berry smoothies.

...is trying to teach Cate what a monkey says. It's something she needs to know.

...is listening to some brothers fighting in the front room.

...just cleaned up shards of glass from a broken lightbulb...the aftermath of the fighting brothers. Lovely.

...is back from taking one of the fighting brothers to school. He said, "When I get to school, I'm going to find someplace to be alone for a while." Good idea.

...is about to get in the shower. Two days in a row! It's a miracle!

...is just finishing up the last few pieces of chocolate from her kids' Halloween stash. Leaving the plain M&M's and Butterfingers for Dan though. Yuck.

...is off to the pizza store. Guess what we'll be eating for lunch.

...is back from Costco. That was a real treat with three kids (read it with a hint of sarcasm). No berry smoothies today. Broken machine. Churros instead. No me gustan los churros.

...thinks it's time someone nominated her for Mother of the Year. We circled the block that the fire station is on 4 times so Danny could see the firemen over and over and over and over again.

...better go check on the kids. It's awfully quiet in there.

...just took 4 magnets out of Danny's mouth. What's up with that?

...is really hoping the zit between her eyebrows clears up before family pictures on Saturday.

...would like to thank her daughter for making yet another mess. It never ends. Does it? Please say it does.

...just finished raking leaves for 45 minutes. Love you, fall. Hate you, leaves.

...is really wishing someone else could have changed that diaper. Gross.

...just yelled at Danny to stop hitting his sister. His response, "But Cate is not talking." Huh?

...is happy that nap time has begun for Cate. A few more minutes and she can say the same thing for Danny. Me Time, here she comes! (or since this is third person, should it be She Time? or Her Time?)

...is thinking that getting bonked in the jaw by her son's noggin is not a good feeling.

...wonders if the clerks at the drive thru window at the Hart's gas station recognize her as a "regular." Do they know they're about to hear "Diet Dr. Pepper, please" as soon as they see the truck with three kids in the backseat and a crazy lady with unkempt hair in the driver's seat?

...is watching her stories on Hulu. Still wishing she had a DVR though. Still enjoying the peace and quiet of sleeping children.

...is happy to be able to pay someone to wash that gray right out of her hair tomorrow afternoon. It's gonna take a lot of washing because the amount of gray is monumental.

...just saw Candis' new granite counter tops and is feeling quite envious at the moment.

...is watching Modern Family. Love that show.

...should really go fold some laundry.

...is sad that Me/She/Her Time is over. Danny's awake.

...needs chocolate. Now. Time to raid the Halloween stash.

...is totally digging Cate's bed head.

...is sitting outside on the swing watching Cate crawl around barefoot. Who needs shoes in November anyway?

...is back from eating too much chicken pot pie and way too yummy chocolate cake with the ladies.

...is tired.

...wishes her husband would stop snoring. Good grief. Doesn't he know that people are trying to sleep around here?

Thursday, November 5, 2009

today last year

It was brought to my attention last night that my dear husband checks this blog regularly throughout his day, hoping to see something new. Some witty insight by his darling wife. Some amazing pictures of his adorable brood. He leaves the blog open on his computer, clicking the refresh button and hoping for the best. I had no idea it was that important to him. I'll try to do better. I'm not promising anything great. A picture here and there. Maybe a little caption if explanation is needed. A little video from the past. We'll see.

For today, Dan (and anyone else who cares), here's a little look back at November 5, 2008. And just for fun, let's keep score.

Danny not wearing a winter coat (couldn't find the one Judy gave me). minus 1
Not wearing snow pants (couldn't find the ones Judy gave me). minus 1
Not wearing waterproof mittens (didn't have any yet). minus 1
At least I got him to keep the hat on. plus 1
And he's wearing snow boots! plus 1

Total for Playing in the Early Snow of 2008: Negative 1 for me, Bad Mommy

Now check out October 27, 2009.

Dan wearing a girly hat (Angie made it for ME last year). plus 1
Danny not wearing snow pants. minus 1
Not wearing a winter coat (can't find it again). minus 1
Not wearing waterproof mittens (couldn't find them). minus 1
Wearing Cate's pink mittens (for part of the time). plus 1
Wearing the hat Aunt Cindy made for him last year. plus 1
Cate not wearing a winter coat (doesn't have one yet). minus 1
Not wearing snow pants (doesn't have any yet). minus 1
Not wearing snow boots (not buying those until she can actually walk in the snow). minus 1
At least she's wearing a hat (thanks, Grandma)! plus 1

Total for Playing in the Early Snow of 2009: Negative 2 for me, Bad Mommy again

Oh, well. There's always next year.



And just for kicks (and because I know Dan will watch it over and over again), here's a little video of Kris and Danny playing in that 2008 snow.


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

mr. potato head


If you think that looks painful,
you should see Mr. Potato Head.

His tongue is in his bum.

That little trap door in the back is called his bum, right?
That's what Danny said.

Monday, November 2, 2009

it was only a matter of time


Tonight I learned that Danny weighs 37 pounds.

I carried that 37 pounds from the house to the car.
I carried it from the car to the waiting room.
I held it on my lap as we waited and waited and waited.
I carried it again after he tripped on his own feet walking out.
I carried it from the doctor's office to the car.
I carried it from the car to the pharmacy.
I carried it from the pharmacy to the car.
I carried it from the car to the house.
I carried it to the couch for some time with Oswald.
And then I carried it to the toddler bed.

He's sleeping now with Tamiflu and Tylenol working their magic inside him.

Hopefully.